So what’s this thing with babies? “Isn’t he adorable…”, “Ah just look at her beautiful little face…”, “Goochy-goochy-coo…” No. This is just wrong. Nine months of waddling around like a penguin, God knows how long trying to squeeze it out, described by some (most?) as shitting a watermelon, and finally they hand you a tiny, [...]
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Every company seeking customers or clients will have developed some form of marketing strategy, whether it be placing an advertisement in the local free paper, or a full blown assault using every medium known to man. Whatever the process (and of course budget) we all understand that few people will come to you for business [...]
Those of you following anything that goes on here will have noted that I recently invited untold thousands to a series of seminars I was holding. I may have had a slight rant about the stupidity of some of the respondees. This one does very well though, although he or she might have had to [...]
Reflections
Posted: March 23, 2009 in BlogTags: Good Old Days, Humour, Left Hand Path, political correctness, razor, shaving, Tradition, UK politics
So here I sit, not sure what to write, but knowing that something must go down otherwise I’m not “BLOGGING”. Actually it’s a discipline worth following. I’m one of those who is gifted at starting things, but who belong’s to Obama’s Special Olympics when it comes to finishing off. Hey Ho. When I started this [...]
As I get older I get more curmudgeonly. This I know to be true, because everyone who knows me tells me so. “You miserable old sod”, “You fractious git” – you name it and they’ll say it. I think that the Victor Meldrew Syndrome is a very real thing, and I’m proud to have it. [...]
I’ve just organised a mail shot to 52,000 people, inviting them to attend a series of seminars I’m running. I don’t usually do this, so the experience is relatively new to me, but it does reinforce my views on the behavioural patterns exhibited by the herd, with one or two exceptions. Firstly, our mailing centre [...]
Still more on the telly about child poverty. This is a problem upon which our current government seems unable to meet its targets. Well perhaps if the kids were to get off their lazy arses and up the chimneys they’d have a bit more. Never did my great grandfather any harm.
I have seen the light (switch).
